Category: the Rant Board
I need to complain because people who didn't like me or didn't like my opinion banned me from their website and it makes me all mad and stuff. So I now demand that I have my very own little pet internet! My own little pet internet is a magic land, where everybody agrees with me all the time and only says things I want to hear, even if they're lying. Everybody acts like me, thinks like me, and even shares my very own personal religious beliefs. The cool thing is, I can find people on the real internet and bring them in and hurt them and treat them like total garbage, because I can get away with it, and besides, God said that I should do unto others as they've done unto me. So, if people hurt me, I can hurt them back because God says it's OK, and I'm God's pal, so even if I do something he doesn't like he'll look the other way and bribe the cops and stuff like that. Anyone who thinks that if you're a Christian, you still have to work on being nice to people is just a big dummy. In my own little internet, everyone respects me, not because I am worth respecting, but because I want them to. Everybody always does what I want them to, because if they don't, or if they speak to me bluntly like they're not supposed to, I'll wish them into the cornfield and my friend God will probably throw them into hell. That'll show 'em. That'll teach people not to ever disrespect me, ever, because I don't want them to and things and junk like that and stuff. Wouldn't that be great?
roflmao. just omfg, roflmao. This is soooooo true for some people.
Yes, it would be perfect. LOL. That's exactly the type of internet I want too.
where would i sign up for this lol halarious keep them going
well-done. Hahaha.
You can't have one, you can't have one, you can't have one. It's mine, mine, mine, all mine and you can't have one! Anybody who wants a pet internet other than me is just a big old meanie and I'm going to tell God to get them, because since I'm a believer I can order God around and he says "yes sir, anything you want, sir." If I don't get my own pet internet and get it now and if people don't do everything I say, I will stomp my little foot and hold my breath until I turn blue and then I'll run away from home because you hate me! You all hate me! That'll show ya, stupid jerks!
Oh, one more thing. If you continue to not do what I say, I'll tell mom!
oooh, I'm soooo scared! lol; great job. keep em' coming!
omg! definitely the creater of the topic read raymonds ungoldy amusing bored topic about miriani. hahahahaha. I found that board great and i do this one as well.
Yep, unfortunately Raylo and other similar-acting folk are the inspiration for this. I'm not in the habit of making fun of people, as I prefer to have at least a little empathy, but folks like this are just so out of the ordinary. I can certainly think of more things to add to this thing, though.
Keep it up. lol
Wow! That's hilarious. So very true of a lot of people around here. Here's mine.
If you tease me, I'll cry and pout and write you nasty QN's about how mean and pathetic you are and how much I hate you for making a bad comment about me and the things I say. I can be as immature and stupid as I want to be, and your job is to pat me on the head and tell me what a good sweet blind girl I am and give me lots of hugs and praise. I can threaten to tell on you if I don't like what you say, and I can write with!! lots!! of!! exclamation!! points!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can pick on people and make people feel like crap, but if you are mean to me, I'll cuss at you make fun of your username and even call you names like fat and ugly even though I don't have a clue what you look like 'cuz I'm blind and everybody should feel sorry for me.
There. That's my rant.
Next episode, and it's an intense one.
In my own internet, I shall be as a god and all humans shall be as single-celled creatures. I shall rejoice in their destruction, um, sometimes. Men will want to be like me. They will wage great wars, build dazzling monuments and create great works of art for the glory of my name. Women will love me forever, make me offerings of apple crisp and homemade fried chicken dinners, sing my praises in beautiful three-part harmony, and want to have my children. Then I'll get bored with it all in about two minutes.
Nice! Good work.
post 13 is amazing! I got to hand it to you man! lmao
omg roflmao! keep it up!
I doubt I can keep it up, as I don't think there's anything that can top the last part I did.